… I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
… I ordered a burger at McDonald’s & the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"
… CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
… if the bank returns a check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them & ask if they meant you or them.
… Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
… parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies & learned their children’s names.
… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
… Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
… the Mafia is laying off judges.
… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan & when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited
& asked if I could drive a truck.
Come on, ya gotta laugh about it! BIG HUGS, Steph