Now that the government has made me an owner of AIG Insurance, all I have to do is sit back and wait for my share of the profits…
I think I’ll take a corner office with a great view and a hunky assistant. I’m still thinking about what company car I want, and what my official title should be… My salary will be a heck of a lot less than the current management’s.
That IS the way it works, right? They use MY money to bail out the company, making ME an owner, and entitled to any and all profits. Right? Right?