I’ll buy myself a private island….

Now that the government has made me an owner of AIG Insurance, all I have to do is sit back and wait for my share of the profits…
I think I’ll take a corner office with a great view and a hunky assistant. I’m still thinking about what company car I want, and what my official title should be… My salary will be a heck of a lot less than the current management’s.
That IS the way it works, right? They use MY money to bail out the company, making ME an owner, and entitled to any and all profits. Right? Right?

12 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Teri
    Sep 21, 2008 @ 16:47:16

    uhmmm – yeah – hey everyone – lets keep sharp objects away – we don\’t want that bubble bursting!!
    Just kidding – I get your sarcasm!
    God Bless!


  2. Jean
    Sep 21, 2008 @ 20:29:08

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah.. right.. that\’s the way it works, Steph!! Just sashay in there and tell them the office you want.. I want to hide and watch!! It\’s the way it should work, right? Can\’t believe it… idiots.


  3. Laoch
    Sep 22, 2008 @ 03:57:33

    Socialism is very civilized


  4. Litespreader
    Sep 22, 2008 @ 08:42:10

    Well, that certainly SHOULD be the way it works, sis.  We are
    so flawed now, we\’re going to have to go directly to the bottom,
    I think, to find our way up.  No two steps forward, one step back
    grace any more.  Get ready.. I don\’t believe we\’ve seen anywhere
    near the worst, yet.  Fortunately, we have an awesome Creator,
    Who does love us, and wants us to do well.  Hopefully, there are
    enough people in this country who know Him, and look in His
    direction.. He is our only hope, as it\’s always been.  I miss you,
    Steph.  I\’m at the library now, which I don\’t get to do often,
    but I wanted to say hi.  love you. t


  5. Jess
    Sep 23, 2008 @ 09:30:17

    I\’m with you and no one better burst our bubble ! Hunky assistant sounds GOOooood, now where\’s that pile of applications !?!?


  6. Unknown
    Sep 24, 2008 @ 14:26:15

    Thank you.
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  7. ...
    Sep 25, 2008 @ 14:58:22

    Yep thats the way it works. Failing World economy solved. Move over Bush we have our new leader.


  8. Jade
    Sep 26, 2008 @ 10:50:07

    ug ug UG!!!!


  9. Ms Noanie
    Sep 30, 2008 @ 10:23:39

    How I wish!  What I want to know is what they are going to do with all the homeless senior citizens that will be crowding the streets in about 10-15 years because given what they doing I know I and a lot of other people aren\’t going to have anything left!
    So hey, how\’re doin?  Keeping sane in that household of yours?  I\’m thinking I need to get a dog soon.  I have no on to keep me warm in bed and even though I detest the idea of an animal in my bed (oh who am I kidding, men are all animals!)  I need something to keep me warm!  We\’ll see.
    Be well, Peace


  10. David
    Oct 02, 2008 @ 14:48:08

    Yes!  That IS how it works.  I think you should go down tomorrow and ask about your office, and discuss decor.  Bring a camera.


  11. DragonBoy
    Oct 03, 2008 @ 01:43:20

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Steph…
    Wow!!!… you must have shares in… like… everything or something… like.. NO!… WAY!… isntit… I\’ve been out and bought myself a nice one roomed cave with indoor heating (fire in the middle of the floor), plumbing (bucket in the corner) and a glorious view of THE BURNING CITIES!!!!!!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!…
    Ok.. so maybe the apocalypse isn\’t upon us and I\’m slightly over-reacting but it does all look a teeeeeeeeeeeeeny bit pear-shaped doesn\’t?… I\’m having a quickwhip round to raise $700 billion dollars to save your economy.  I\’ve been down the back of my sofa for a rummage (pulling out all the stops y\’know) and have so far managed an amazing…. ***Drum roll… Fanfare… Spectacli-uuuuurrr Visuals and Special Effects*** 93 english pence and a rather fluffy boiled sweet.  Unfortunately, the drum roll, Fanfare and Spectacli-uuuuurrr Visuals and Special Effects cost £3,000 so we\’re actually £2999.07 down but i\’m sure we can claw that back somewhere.  There were some other things as well which i won\’t go in to (THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!!) because the results aren\’t back from the laboratory yet… Curse those CSI people ***shakes fist*** they book up all the lab slots in advance so us ordinary joe\’s have to wait aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages for our results to come back.
    Oh.. and in response to Noanie…  Damn right we are!!!! ***growls and makes suggestive tiger clawing action in a \’hey.. i\’m an animal (\’specially in the \’good lovin\’ department) and proud of it\’ way***
    Right… I\’m off to laugh manically for the rest of the day cos I think I\’m huuuuuugely funny…
    Hope everything\’s good with you…
    ***sly bum squeeeeeeze***
    DB xxxx


  12. Shari
    Oct 04, 2008 @ 13:33:39

    Sweeeeeeet!   Oh well, that\’s how it SHOULD be, but…
    How are ya?  Haven\’t been around too much lately, so I\’ve got to read more and catch up.  Hope you are well.  TAke care Steph!  ~Hugs~


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