Hey!

Hi there! I am among the living… although with the way I look and feel, I’m not completely sure that’s true. lol
Some thing bit me on the eye and it’s all swollen up.
I swear, give me a hump and I could be "kittymodo" or "Igor"… (I always loved Marty Feldman’s "Eyegore" with his hump that moved back and forth.)
 
 
It has been brought to my attention that today is…. "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"
 
So,… Avast ye bunch of bilge rats! Step lightly, weigh anchor or ye be feelin the sting of me cat o’ nine tails!
 
Tis a foin day ta be swashbucklin an huntin for booty! Ye be mindin yer manners wit wenches, an
mindin me cup o’ grog, be not empty, or ye be walking the plank!
 
For those out imbibing tonight, here’s some Pirate Pick Up Lines…..
 

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don’t work, as they often won’t)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let’s get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand …

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye … (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap’n Feathersword?"

6. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs!

3. C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

…and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now! (it’s the simple things that work with men! lmao)


 
 
 
 
 

19 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Laoch
    Sep 19, 2007 @ 16:27:40

    I hope you feel better soon.

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  2. R U Serious
    Sep 19, 2007 @ 16:52:24

    ARRRRRRRRGHH!!!  Apparently you\’re feeling better!!  Toooooo funny!!!  Your chest IS a treasure!!!!  (I gotta write these down for next year!)
     
    xo, Cap\’n Bob~ 

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  3. Seth
    Sep 19, 2007 @ 18:17:58

    ………. Absolutely great, they are all.  Thanks for the reminder and the laughs!  :-]
     
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  4. ZePp...
    Sep 19, 2007 @ 20:55:21

    OMG … roflmao.
     
    Damn… a few of them would have done me proud to use me hardys.
     
    another one that shoul work but usually doesnt for some reaason…..
     
     
    Ahoy thar lass .. ready to have yur decks swabbed ???
     
    Alas me fine wench, ever had a 3-way with a man n his parrot ???
     
    And I shall leave you with a fine old pirates toast …
     
    May there skirts fall as fast as our sheets and our mast remain tall and straight !!!
     
     
     
     ;)
    ZePp
     
     

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  5. DragonBoy
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 01:02:34

     
    aaaahhh… I say… you are being too kind, that you are being…. hang on… I\’ve lost my pirate accent.. IT\’S GOOOOOOONNNNEEEE….NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
     
    Brilliant blog though… ***sniggers***
    ***hugs***
     
    DB

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  6. Lena
    Sep 20, 2007 @ 20:44:18

     
    LMFAO @ YOU. PANTS OFF. NOW.  I\’ve always had a thing for pirates.  I won\’t elaborate on my pirate fantasies <blush>. 
     
    Steph, remove one rock at a time.  It\’s the only way🙂
     
    Hugs backatcha!
     

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  7. The Divine Mrs M
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 04:54:09

    hiya Steph,
    sorry ive not been round lately..i hope you are feeling better now?
    i love this blog! 🙂
    so here\’s a little contribution for you…
    its a childrens sea shanty!  written by Mark Summers
    take care you.
    mags x

    ChorusI\’m a pirate! That I be!I sail me ship upon the sea!I stay up late – till half past three!And that\’s a peg below me knee!
    Yo Ho, my friends I have a taleof treasure, plunder, sea and sailmy story\’s bigger than a whaleit gets so deep, ye\’ll have to bail.
    ChorusI\’m a pirate! That I be!I sail me ship upon the sea!I stay up late – till half past three!And that\’s a peg below me knee!
    I like to fish, I like to fightI like to stay up half the nightWhen I say "starboard" ye go right!Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!"
    ChorusI\’m a pirate! That I be!I sail me ship upon the sea!I stay up late – till half past three!And that\’s a peg below me knee!
    I\’ve got no hand but that\’s me hook!I pillage stuff but I\’m no crook.Me booty\’s in this chest I took.They\’ll write about me in a book!
    ChorusI\’m a pirate! That I be!I sail me ship upon the sea!I stay up late – till half past three!And that\’s a peg below me knee!
    And that\’s all there is to this song.I hope it hasn\’t been too long.A pirate\’s life might just be wrongSo grow up nice and big and strong!
    ChorusI\’m a pirate! That I be!I sail me ship upon the sea!I stay up late – till half past three!And that\’s a peg below me knee!
     
     
     

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  8. Litespreader
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 06:24:52

    I\’m getting a pattern here… as of the date of this entry, you were feelin yer oats again, eh Steph??All that energy.. all that creativity.. and we get topartake of it!  Thanks, girly. 😉

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  9. ...
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 11:36:00

    Funny. Loved this.
     
    Reminds me of a programme that used to be on over here many years ago. Was for young kids called Captain Pugwash. Had such characters as Seaman Stains. Roger the Cabin Boy, Master Bates……you get the idea. At a tender age of 8, I was oblivious, always wondered why my dad laughes so loud.
     
    Hugs
     
    Chris 

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  10. KatSoup
    Sep 21, 2007 @ 22:39:28

    Yes Pants off! is best.  Why beat around the bush.  har har har 

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  11. Jade
    Sep 22, 2007 @ 09:13:41

    You need an eye patch over that thing Arrrg!

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  12. Jane
    Sep 22, 2007 @ 19:07:52

    Just send Johnny Depp over to my house and I\’ll talk like a pirate all YEAR.  It would be worth it.  SO worth it.
    Hope you are feeling better, girl! 

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  13. Seth
    Sep 23, 2007 @ 13:05:24

     
    ::Seth undoes belt, drops pants and boxers to the floor::
     
    OK.  Done.Now what are your other two wishes.  Bwhahahha!  

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  14. Seth
    Sep 23, 2007 @ 13:05:36

    …·´¨¨)) -:¦:-¸.·´ .·´¨¨))((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:–:¦:- Just me. Stopping by to invade your space again while I have a few minutes. Thought that I would come by and give you some virtual good vibes for a great weekend. I\’ll be back to check things out here on your space soon… Cheers to you! – SETH  

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  15. BH
    Sep 23, 2007 @ 18:13:47

    Friggin\’ hilarious!  I love it. 

    Reply

  16. Harry
    Sep 23, 2007 @ 23:37:30

    Absolutely halarious!! Pants off now, yep that would do it for me, but then I\’m shameless anyway..:) Another one that works is "you\’ve been a bad boy, go to my room..

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  17. David
    Sep 24, 2007 @ 13:47:01

    Arrgh there, bugeye.  I think theBritish term \’to roger\’ someone completely explains  the term \’Jolly Roger"…

    Reply

  18. Seth
    Sep 24, 2007 @ 19:29:28

                        _____                  |         |                  | | |    |                  |_____|        ____ ___|_|___ ____       ()___)              ( )___)       // /|                     |\\ \\\\      // / |                      | \\ \\\\     (___) |___________| (___)     (___)     (_______)     (___)     (___)         (___)        (___)     (___)           |_|          (___)     (___)    ___/___\\___   (___)         | |      |                   |   | |       | |      |___________|   | | 
         /___\\    |||           |||    /___\\    //   \\\\    |||             |||   //   \\\\    \\\\   //    |||             |||   \\\\  //     \\\\ //    ()__)        (__()   \\\\//              ///                \\\\\\             ///                  \\\\\\          _///___          ___\\\\\\_       |_______|      |_______|  ………. Just stomping thru MSN Spaces and thought that I would say \’ HELLO \’.  I will be busy for the next couple of days, so I wanted to make sure that I came by here to see what may be new in your world………. Hope you had a good start to the week.  – Seth 

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  19. SAAM
    Sep 24, 2007 @ 19:39:56

     I did a Pirate Party last week just in time for ITLPD
    Hope you feel better

    Reply

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