Porn for Women, Don’t be afraid, you can look….

First, no one asked MY input when they were deciding these. If they had, there would be a lot more ‘beefcake’ … lol
 
It is very funny though.
 
Enjoy, BIG HUGS, Steph 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cigarette anyone? LMAO
 
 
 

29 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Lena
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 17:31:11

     
    LMAO.  I\’ll join ya in a post-coital smoke!  Now that\’s some porn/fantasy, isn\’t it?  Particularly the "I know, let\’s take you shoe shopping".  Love it!  The book was the memoir of Rosie O\’Donnell called Find Me.  Now wait, don\’t scream.  Hear me out LOL.  I find her humor to be brilliant, her heart to be bigger than herself, and her political views to be crazy wrong LOL.  But the book is absolutely captivating and kept me turning the page to see what happened next.   It shows her compassion, and where most sane people would let go, she kept hanging on.  Partly for herself, but mostly for her friend.  Touching and courageous. 
     
    And the deliciously embarassing moment…..yeah <big blush>  I\’m so glad he didn\’t touch the "chach" in his response.  I wanted to die at that moment, and my periodic trips to headquarters in Atlanta, my every ounce of energy is spent avoiding him.  Good grief!  LOL
     
    Have a good\’n!
     
     

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  2. Greg
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 17:48:05

     
    OK…OK…I fail when it comes to football and asking for directions. 
     
    Nobody is perfect don\’t ya know.
     
    Go Broncos!!!
     
     

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  3. Nooner™
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 19:17:35

     
    HaHaHa.
    These are sooooo good, Steph.
    Love \’em!
     
    ~Nooner~
     

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  4. Jean
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 21:47:08

    OK..the first one sounds like the Chinese Water Torture..but the others are pretty good! Yep, sounds like smoke and relax time to me!! The way fantasy should be!! Only a little more beefcake would be good.. Although those are some pretty fine specimens… But, I\’ve seen better, maybe if they had less clothing we could compare better..think??LOL And, I think Heather wins the embarrassing moment contest!! Emailing that to your boss, just can\’t be beat!!LOL I either forget or don\’t embarrass easily. I\’m always doing something dorky, so I guess I\’m just used to it…
    hugs,
    Jean

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  5. Jennifer y Familia
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 22:20:13

    I loved that!  Very funny.  If only you could wrap all of those comments and some other great attributes into one man.  I\’m happy with my Billy though, but i did show him this, so he can some idea of what needs to be done! Jen 

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  6. Laoch
    Sep 05, 2007 @ 23:52:44

    This was deeply unsettling,

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  7. Litespreader
    Sep 06, 2007 @ 10:44:30

    I loved this, Steph!  But I loved Laoch\’s comment even more..Don\’t worry, guys.  It ain\’t happenin, in our lifetime at least.😉

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  8. CAP'N
    Sep 06, 2007 @ 15:14:14

    Hello,
     
    Perhaps we should begin corresponding?
     
    Sincerely,
    Osuji Benson 

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  9. Unknown
    Sep 06, 2007 @ 18:48:32

    Hello Steph,
     
    Now who\’s been listening in on my activities? This is PORN? I thought this was just life:)
     
    When you can\’t have fresh peaches for homemade ice cream, frozen is the next best thing. Personally, whenever I start thinking of peaches, I start itching again. Must be from all those years of picking  and canning peaches.
     
    I love your car pictures. You got some really great ones. I need to see if they still have the 70 RoadRunner at the Dodge dealership here. If they do I\’ll get some pictures of it – besides the pre-resto ones that I have.
     
    Please let me know how your beef tips & noodles went over. For the worchestishire powder, all I need is an address to send it to. I didn\’t mention anything about money.
     
    Have a great weekend.
     
    Peace & Blessings.
    rwc

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  10. Lena
    Sep 06, 2007 @ 20:09:04

     
    your sister…..is she a Leo? <perks a brow>
     
    Just wanted to let ya know that I filed the adoption papers this afternoon.  You are now officially my lil sista.  :D 
     
     

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  11. R U Serious
    Sep 06, 2007 @ 21:01:16

    I agree with Loach!!  DEEPLY!!!  You are a sick, sick woman!!  LOL!
     
    xoxo,  Bob~ 

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  12. BH
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 10:18:33

    I just don\’t understand how women can look at this stuff and not feel ashamed.  It\’s so degrading to men.
     
     

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  13. Harry
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 10:25:50

    Hi Steph,
     Just came by via Richards to check out your car pics…very nice! There is a Yellow Vette in there that looks just like the one I used to have…except, mine was red…:) 

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  14. Stephanie
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 10:29:05

    Lena, she has done a lot of good things for children. What\’s not to love about shoes? lol I\’m still laughing at your embarrassing email… sorry, but dang it\’s funny!
     
    Greg, You\’re so right, no one is perfect… but I think you\’re pretty darn close! Go Broncos!
     
    Nooner, HI! Glad I could make you laugh!
     
    Jean, Torture? Buying new shoes? Are ya crazy woman? lmao Other than that, again, we are thinking alike. lol
     
    Hi Jen! It\’s so nice to hear that you appreciate your honey! (Good idea on showing these to him, you never know what good things might come from it) Or he probably just laughed. LOL
     
    Laoch, I know, I know… I considered putting a warning on here for the men…
    I can\’t begin to imagine the damage done to your psyche. lmao
     
    Rain(T) I liked his comment too. He\’s a funny man, and you\’re right, it\’s more fairy tale than porn! lmao  
     
    Osuji, Hi there, nice to meet you. Please feel free to come on back any time!
     
    RWC, You should give classes!
    I love old cars, and I look forward to your photos.
    Itching huh? It\’s da fuzz. lol I grew up picking more plums than anything else, so I have no itchies when it comes to peaches.
    I\’ll email you my address, and TY.
     
    Lena, ALRIGHT! I can\’t remember what she is, no, it\’s not Leo, she\’s Oct 27th, what ever that is, with a  huge double dose of stubborn! lol
     
    Bob… Bob, Bob, Bob…. You know me too well… LOL But ya love me anyways! lmao

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  15. Stephanie
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 10:35:12

    BH, I know, I should be ashamed…  I try to repeat a mantra when I feel compelled to look… "Men are not eye candy, Men are not playthings for our amusment, Men are not objects to oggle." But then again… I know, I\’m a sick, sick woman….
    Wanna come \’vacuum\’ lil boy, I have candy……. 
     
    Hi Harry, Nice to meet you. I\’m glad you enjoyed the pics. I LOVE old cars, well, I love cars period. lol
    Why did you get rid of your vette? I had a 66 mustang that I had to sell. I needed the money at the time, but I still kick myself.
    OH, and red is THE best color.

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  16. Harry
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 11:01:51

    Hello again Steph,
     Uh oh, I\’m here twice in a row, you can now officially call me a lurker..LOL!! Thanks for the congrats and no worries about being goofy. I\’m somewhat of a practical joker myself…;) You should read some of my previous posts that have a few naughty jokes in them. I won\’t brag, but I do tell a good joke..;) Yep, Richard is a funny guy, he comes up with some good ones. So ya have that flairing nostril thing going huh, guess it would be kind of hard to take one seriously when the other person is seeing nostrils doing a dance. Sorry, just find that funny..LOL!

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  17. Harry
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 11:06:59

     Oh, I forgot to mention the Vette…well lets just say it was from my much younger and stupid days. I was in the army at the time and bought a 64 Stingray from car collector because the price was nice. I only had one vehicle at the time and and it was my Harley. Gets a little cold where I was in Georgia so I needed a car. Still kick myself every day for not keeping it. Now I have a 67 Chevelle SS 396 thats all original.

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  18. Delete52Mitch
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 18:45:57

    What a hoot! Have a great weekend. Mitch 

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  19. Stephanie
    Sep 07, 2007 @ 21:09:03

    Hi Harry! (again) I always wanted my very own stalker! LOL
    Hmmmm on the nostril thing, maybe that\’s why no one seems to afraid of me! lol
    Chevelles are nice! All original huh? Nice! My uncle has one, I think it\’s 68? That\’s his baby. Have you posted pictures of yours?  
     
    Hi Mitch, Glad you enjoyed it, now, the real question is… did you show your wife? huh? lmao
    My weekend will be quiet, which is a nice change. I hope you have a great weekend too!

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  20. The Divine Mrs M
    Sep 08, 2007 @ 09:08:57

    hiya steph! that was hilarous!  Love It!  lol
    mags x 

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  21. KatSoup
    Sep 08, 2007 @ 09:57:13

     Oaky, that does it.  Now i have to call the erotic housecleaning service back.🙂

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  22. g
    Sep 08, 2007 @ 20:17:50

    *he he*   GREAT blog.  I loved it.  Thanks.
     
    g.j.

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  23. R U Serious
    Sep 09, 2007 @ 00:22:14

     Steph?  You know that you have been my BEST friend for over 10 years!!  From before Spaces even existed.  You have visited here with your family and we have chatted endlessly online!  How to put into words how much you mean to me?  Just suffice to say that you will always be my best friend.  I love your sense of humor and how sweet you are to everyone!! And I love you!!!

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  24. Jess
    Sep 09, 2007 @ 12:36:48

    ohhhhhhh yeah. That was sooooo good ! 

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  25. R U Serious
    Sep 09, 2007 @ 13:31:40

    Oh yeah!!!  I forgot to add this:

    Mission: Possibilities
    I chose you as one of my friends that I wanted to visit and tell you why I like you. I hope now that you will accept this mission too.
    1. Choose at least 2 people to accept as your mission, the more, the better, the funnier, the happier!!
    2. Go to their spaces and comment them PUBLICLY and tell them at least 2 things that you have learned or know about them that you really like –
    3. At the bottom of all these fuzzy warm feelings you share, ask them to accept the mission by pasting the script below so the mission can continue to go on.
    4. Please go to the blog of the person who shared with YOU and share something you like about them too!
    5. TO MAKE IT EVEN NICER >> also share what you told them AND their links if possible to your latest blog at the bottom or to a new blog so everyone can see.  

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  26. Kat
    Sep 11, 2007 @ 14:11:19

    LMAO! Dang. *fans myself* I gotta go cool myself off now 

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  27. Kat
    Sep 11, 2007 @ 14:11:20

    LMAO! Dang. *fans myself* I gotta go cool myself off now 

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  28. Kat
    Sep 11, 2007 @ 14:11:20

    LMAO! Dang. *fans myself* I gotta go cool myself off now 

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  29. cowboy
    Sep 11, 2007 @ 18:59:55

    I have actually done all those things but it got me nowhere with the ladies.  well, the one on football i didn\’t do.  miss a bear game for a craft fair, not going to happen.🙂

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