It’s HOT!

 It’s supposed to get up to 107 or higher today.
 
When I was younger that wouldn’t have made any difference to me, but, now it does.
 
I did my watering and shopping early. I have the air conditioners going full blast, and I’ve threatened anyone who turns on the stove or oven, with, "I’ll slap you so hard your clothes will be out of style when you stop rolling."
 
I won’t really, but I do love colorful southern sayings. lol
 
So, on that note… It’s just after 1pm here, and already it’s so hot…. (how hot you ask?)
 
It’s as hot as two goats in a pepper patch…
 
It’s as hot as a 2 dollar whore on the 4th of July…
 
It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs…
 
It’s so hot I’m sweatin like a hooker in church…
 
It’s HOT!
BIG HUGS, Steph
 
 
 

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. R U Serious
    Jul 06, 2007 @ 14:57:24

    So you\’re saying it\’s so hot, you\’re sweatin like Dan Quayle at a spelling bee???  107 sounds more like Arizona heat!  Try to stay cool and, I don\’t know…, maybe eat some watermelon??  ICE COLD watermelon!! 
     
    Hugs, Bob~
    xoxoxo

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  2. EdgyKay
    Jul 06, 2007 @ 15:53:57

     
    Son #4 is going to mow my lawn tonight at about 7 p.m.; it\’ll be cooler by then. And I wanted to get it done before the weekend. Highs are predicted in the high 90s.
     
    Husband, on the other hand, looks the heat straight in the eye: he\’s on a canoe/camping trip this weekend with his daughters.
     
    Suckas!
     
    In other news, I thoroughly enjoyed your pictures of the Obon Festival, especially the huge drum and the tiny boy. And (of course) the food.
     
    And I think I\’m partial to Charlie the Kitty, although Lucky clearly lived up to his name!
     
    Keep cool; I recommend a sprinkler romp, followed by naked-chair-sitting. It works for me…
     
     

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  3. ...
    Jul 06, 2007 @ 16:19:18

    107. Does not compute. We had snow 10 days ago. Its hitting a heady 70 today though. And this I struggle with. I would fry in the heat you have. Hope it cools for you soon.
     
    Yellow

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  4. Litespreader
    Jul 07, 2007 @ 09:43:18

    SNOW!!  I would love to see snow!  I can\’t imagine what you peopleare going through, Steph.  It\’s miserable here, but not 107.  I stayinside as much as possible, until the 2 or 3 weeks we get at the endof the year where it\’s under 70.  Here, people are always saying,"I love the hot weather!"  Including my kids.  Ugh!  I like sweaty Kay\’sidea…

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  5. BH
    Jul 07, 2007 @ 10:14:31

    It\’s a cookin\’ summer, that\’s for sure!  The festival you went to looks very interesting.  So, since it\’s hot what you\’re saying is you aren\’t picking any weeds? 😉
     
    Cheers,
    BH

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  6. Leah
    Jul 09, 2007 @ 23:12:00

    ok see you all are all talking about how hot it is and everything…. HELLO i live in PHX.  It\’s not hot here it\’s fucking out of orbit hot. But its a good thing I have automatic start on my car.. LOL  Yeah the ac is on 76 and I am wearing booty shorts and a tank and I am still hot at 1015 at night.

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  7. Harold
    Jul 10, 2007 @ 20:26:53

    And they say theres NO evidence of global warming :|   … government.. go figure. :-S
     
    Its so hot the only thing I want blowing me is the Wind !!!!!!!!
     
    I know… leave it to me to make it perverted 😛
     
    big hugs back… thanks for wondering 😉
    ZePp…

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