Christmas for the Psychologically Challenged

 

(Not meant to offend, just bring a smile or two) I totally relate to #14! BIG HUGS, Steph

 

Christmas for the Psychologically Challenged

1) Schizophrenia—- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia– I Don’t Remember If I’ll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic– Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic– Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And………..

5) Multiple Personality Disorder—-We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid—Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder— You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I’m Gonna Cry, and I’ll not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder— Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder—Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia—I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia—Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder—I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder—Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14) Attention Deficit Disorder–We Wish You……Hey Look!! It’s Snowing

6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Litespreader
    Dec 24, 2006 @ 09:14:59

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEPH!  i work with a girl that speaks like #14, all day long, every day.
    i hate it when she talks to me!  she is my only co-worker, besides the owner.  my boss says
    to me on a regular basis, \’is it just me, or do you not understand what she\’s saying?\’  this
    girl manages to begin (i\’m not kidding!) at least 5-10 projects a day, that either don\’t get
    completed at all, or i have to jump in and finish.  besides doing my job, which is bookkeeping/office manager.  my boss just made up some cards for this girl with the title of \’office manager\’, thinking she just needs some encouragement!?  my boss is more like #3.  good grief.  aaaaagggghhhh!  it drives me insane.. what a wonderful teacher of patience they both are… me?  i\’ve been #\’s 2 through 10, at various moments..   steph, i hope you have a beautiful gathering for Christmas..
    and a fantastic \’07.  thank you for showing up for us.  love, t

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  2. Silver
    Dec 24, 2006 @ 09:36:05

    Hiya
    Just popped in to say I hope you have a lovely Christmas
    xx

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  3. Litespreader
    Dec 25, 2006 @ 09:12:14

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, STEPH!!

    Reply

  4. Greg
    Dec 25, 2006 @ 13:02:10

    Thats are Kitty…Being silly!!!
     

    Rejoice!!!
    Another celebration of Christmas is here.
    It really is a celebration for this world.
    Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. -Pope John XXIII
    Merry Christmas from my house to yours all year…Greg

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  5. Bob
    Dec 25, 2006 @ 13:48:47

    Hi!!!!!!  MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!  Those were Great and I can relate to #14 too!!!!  Especially lately!!  LOL!
     
    xo   Bob~

    Reply

  6. DeskDiva Kat
    Dec 29, 2006 @ 22:02:35

    Now those were cute!!!

    Reply

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