I was reading an article on MSN about 10 things you shouldn’t buy used. I got to thinking, ya know they left a few things out.
Why, what if someone wants to buy something used and comes across one of the things not on their list. I owe it to the general public to warn them… sooo here goes. (I got help from Mikey, he’s twisted and the Man knows his stuff!) OK, so I’m in a goofy mood… LOL
1.Condoms- I could go on and on about the problems with this one, so, just take my word for it…
2.Caskets- I would only recommend this if you were very, VERY close to the person in real life. Otherwise, it’s just not a great idea.
3.Underwear- Now, if you come from a very large family, you may not be able to avoid this, BUT, once you are all grown up and IF you can afford to buy your own I really, REALLY recommend new Undies.
4.Pregnancy Tests- see Condoms above, and ya know you really do want your own results!
5.Rectal Thermometer- This is another one you might not be able to avoid being from a big family, but, try to talk Mom out of buying the ones the neighbors have at their yard sale.
6.Bubble Gum- No matter how romantic it may seem… you lose out on the flavor anyway. Be a big spender buy the new stuff!
7.Toothbrushes- Attn:Rednecks, just because it has a few more bristles than yours doesn’t mean it’s a good deal. Those two teeth of your’n need a brand new one!
8.Q-tips- Your earwax is your earwax, and my earwax is my earwax, and never the twain shall meet. Here’s a handy hint, IF the tips are yellow, orange, or any variation thereof, OR if you see something growing on them… they are used and not a good buy!
9.Sex toys- This is under the category of the saying your Mom used…. "Don’t touch that, you don’t know where it’s been"… OK we both know where it’s been, but don’t go there!
10.Jock Straps- Even if you just plan on wearing it on your head… (You know, "There’s no need to fear, Captain Jockstrap is here!")