The importance of underwear.

This time of year is always so busy for everyone. Busy and HOT. We’ve been 100 and over, which makes me feel like not going outside after 10am. Heaven help anyone who needs me… OK, OK, I go, but I complain and grumble about it (under my breath) LOL
I normally love to cook, but not this time of year. Anyway, with everything going on here, (and none of it being exciting or interesting) I thought I’d post an email that I thought was funny. I hope your day goes great. BIG HUGS, Steph
 
 
 
 
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car  break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the  car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near  the  car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under  the  chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private  parts  into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself  staring  at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
(My thoughts on this, besides being funny were, that she wasn’t seeing her husband’s private parts enough, if she wasn’t able to tell them apart from a strangers!)Steph

18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Leah
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 10:28:14

    OMFG thats funny.

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  2. Cheryl
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 13:02:50

    LMAO…That was fantastic…

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  3. Greg
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 14:19:42

    Huh???? I have to wear underwear???
    That\’s just more laundry….
    Well…I finally found some time to travel around Bloggerville a bit.
    It has been a crazy summer…But \’Fear Not\’ all is well…The world at times can keep kicking, punching, throwing cheap shots.
    But Hey!!! I play all four quarters… Will if take things into overtime if necessary, and fight all 15 rounds…
    I had to set in Panera Bread in another state to do some \’cyber surfing\’ on my laptop…So, I just had to come by and say hello to my favorite "Kitty Cat\’….Meow!!!
    Hey…Turn up the air conditioning will ya please!!!

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  4. Silver
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 14:49:54

    LMAO.. that is sooo funny!!!🙂
    Hope you cool down a bit soon.. but don\’t grumble too much, be winter again soon enough!
    xx

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  5. Bob
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 16:11:37

    TOO FUNNY!!  But we wanted pics!!!  LOL  Still laughing!!!!!!
     
    xoxo    Bob~

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  6. K.T.
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 19:33:47

    LOL………that was funny, thanks.  I\’ve noticed a common theme today in some jokes, have you?

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  7. Bob
    Jul 11, 2006 @ 20:22:54

    I burned that French Maid pic!!!!  GRRRRRR!!!!

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  8. Harry
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 02:09:07

    Funny joke, must be the theme of the day.."private parts" LOL!!!  I loved those car pics! Just so happens I have a 67 Chevelle that I have pics of on my blog. Nothing like old cars and good food…

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  9. Harry
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 14:51:20

    Hi Steph, my 67 was the last year for that body style it was changed in 68. The 67\’s were much lighter and faster and looked good as a convertible. Buuuut, I would kill to own a 70 SS 454….
     

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  10. Harry
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 14:51:51

    L says thank you for the compliments
    hugs
    Harry

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  11. m.
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 15:58:18

    Cool and funny post.
     
    Maybe she knew they weren\’t her husbands but was one of those fussy tidy types
     
    storm.

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  12. BH
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 16:15:18

    Love it!  Hey, I\’m all for going commando but man o man.  That was the funniest thing I\’ve read all day.
     
    Cheers,
    BH
     
     

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  13. Dwayne
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 19:39:03

    You made me sign into msn just to tell you that that story kicks butt.  About cooking in the summer…all I can say is, "Thank goodness for microwaves."

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  14. Nikki
    Jul 12, 2006 @ 23:02:59

    Lol!  That is so funny!  Cracked me up!!!  And I had the same thoughts are you….I mean, she should be able to tell the difference, right?  Thanks for the laughs!

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  15. EdgyKay
    Jul 13, 2006 @ 07:58:01

     
    Sooooooo, I\’m not allowed to do that for people who aren\’t my husband?
     
    Oops.
     

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  16. m.
    Jul 13, 2006 @ 14:53:54

    Thanks for the post – I too am a big fan of Vin\’s but for sexy, I prefer the heroine of that story, thanks.  So he\’s all yours.
     
     

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  17. Allissa
    Jul 15, 2006 @ 04:26:47

    I am wondering the same thing as you.
    I mean, I even had a dream that I hada  penis and on careful analysis I recalled my dream and realized that I must have dreamed that I was my husband because it was the same penis… So I can recognize my hubby in my SUBCONCIOUS!
     
    aak

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  18. David
    Jul 16, 2006 @ 07:00:29

    Maybe she was one of those gals who lie back, closes her eyes and thinks of England.  I have seen a fair amount of genitalia in my time, and I doubt I could identify any of them with any certainty, especially when I was expecting them to be those of a particular person.  And maybe the wife was even more selfless than one first thought…

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