Today should be a nice quiet day. I’ve watered, fed the ‘troops’ (my cats) given medicine to the two who are taking it… bandaged my bloody hands and arms, and have a roast in the crockpot. If I had a good book to read, the day would be perfect, but since I don’t, I think a nice nap is called for…. just me a queen sized bed and a half dozen cats. What more could I ask for? LOL BIG HUGS, Steph
A few jokes for ya… (Thanks to Dawn for the lawyer ones)
What is a criminal lawyer?
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying: "I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense."
The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"
The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $10,000, and I just found out about it!"
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife’s birthday. She told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions….
A man and his friend were deer hunting in rural Alabama near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure of his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are a kind man." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
LOL He must have been from around here! Have a wonderful Day.
(Cheryl, photonut, I still can’t get into your space)