A Naked Neighbor and other fun stuff

My daughter’s first fast pitch softball game is today. She’s very competitive (didn’t get it from me) and was so excited she woke up this morning just after 5am… and then woke me up. The girls on the team have to dress up for ‘game days’. Dressing up is not something she normally likes to do, in fact I think I’d probably have to break a few bones to get her to even wear a skirt. I opted for some nice khaki pants and dressy shirts for her… she was thankfully, ok with it. Her friend did her hair, and she looked so cute as I took her to school, I could just eat her up! I was forbidden to take pictures (she knows me too well).
She had to be at school early, so, at 6:30am I go out to get the car started and warmed up. I hear yelling, which is unusual that time of the morning. I follow the sounds to one of my neighbor’s house. The guy was banging on the door and windows for someone to wake up. Now, it’s below freezing this morning, a nice lil frost on things, and he aparently has locked himself out of the house. Guess what he’s wearing? It looked to be a pair of bikini underwear! Nothing else, just him and a little panty! (he’s in pretty good shape!) Someone must have let him in, because when I went back out to the car, he was gone. I’m soooooooo wondering what the whole story is, and you can bet with my imagination I’ve thought of just about everything! And, so goes the start of my day. How’s yours going? BIG HUGS, Steph
(They won their game, she’s so excited because it was a good game, a bigger school, and they won!) lol

20 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Greg
    Mar 09, 2006 @ 10:19:26

    I\’m really chuckling on that one…
    I noticed how you had to add…"He\’s in pretty good shape!"
    Thanks for the comments…I had to share them as an entry today…
    And don\’t go changing the locks on the neighbor\’s door and buying him thong underwear…K!!!


  2. KatSoup
    Mar 09, 2006 @ 13:52:04

    hI I came back to comment on the email thing. (I had a slight emergency earlier and had to run)  I was still laughing from that.  Then the guy in his underwear.  ha ha ha.  I go out in my underwear or anything or nothing, all the time but, I dont have any neighbors who can see my house or pool. 
    Good luck to your daughter on her first fast pitch.


  3. Harold
    Mar 09, 2006 @ 16:45:41

    And now Edgars gone……   TFF
    Great cartoons as usuall !!
    Bikini pants huh ??  I tried going out in them a few times….
    Neighbors all got together and asked me NOT to do that anymore :\'(  LMAO
    Hope you had a great day and ur girl won her game 😀


  4. SAAM
    Mar 09, 2006 @ 20:20:33

    A picture of the guy in the panties would have been really nice


  5. Nikki
    Mar 09, 2006 @ 21:40:57

    Darn!  Don\’t u wish u had ur camera with u?  Lol. 


  6. Allissa
    Mar 09, 2006 @ 22:22:29

    Where is your camera when you need it! although, now that I stop and think about it, do I really want to seea  guy in a thong? No.
    Ok, I am feeling much better. AND I lost weight so I am happy about that. But unfortunately I know it will come back…sniff.


  7. Jess
    Mar 10, 2006 @ 10:41:39

    Uhmmm if you had your free camera then you could of just zoomed in on her and taken pics secretly…but of course you\’re probably still waiting on that ? lol…..Oh and damn…you could of taken a pic of your neighbor too ! Dammit….
    Big Hugs


  8. Bob
    Mar 10, 2006 @ 12:03:13

    Your daughter had better watch out or she\’s gonna get an athletic scholarship to some college!  And sounds like you need to keep your camera with you at all times!!  LOL
    xoxo  Bob~


  9. Kadrin
    Mar 10, 2006 @ 18:41:16

    1/2 naked guys and cartoons just got you on my top 5 blogs stops : ) hugs Kat/Blabby


  10. Greg
    Mar 11, 2006 @ 11:45:54

    Did you buy your neighbor some boxers yet???


  11. K.T.
    Mar 11, 2006 @ 12:49:51

    Softball started allready, isnt it kind of cold outside for that?  I\’m still not sleeping good, one of these days I\’ll be back on schedule.  Yes, lots of chicken feet in China, the U.S. ships alot over there.  And watching people eat the fish heads was disgusting!  lol


  12. Litespreader
    Mar 11, 2006 @ 16:15:38

    great for your kid.. i always LOVED playing sports.  everything i could get into.  it was really good for me, for alot of
    reasons.   love the cartoons.. they\’re my favorite.  and i would love to have a start to my day like your\’s!  i\’d like to
    think i\’d have the presence of mind to grab the camera…  ;


  13. Jess
    Mar 11, 2006 @ 21:05:37

    No I don\’t think that he "wants" to have the porn-ish feel to it lol….but I\’m a tard like I said I can\’t get it right on the damn hotmail thing…I\’ve even recruited ppl to help….really we just screwed it up lol.
    So…your t.v. come yet ?
    What about that damn trip ? Yeah mine hasn\’t came yet …so when you get yours I\’ll know mine can\’t be far behind !!


  14. bren
    Mar 11, 2006 @ 21:08:25

    Were they YOUR panties he was wearing?


  15. Cheryl
    Mar 12, 2006 @ 19:37:01

    First thing I thot of also.  Were they his panties or female panties.  I enjoy your blogs about your home life…


  16. Unknown
    Mar 12, 2006 @ 20:57:20

    …well..you are too kind with your comments.  if anyone wants to do something to me…they\’re certainly keeping it to themselves…lol.  i guess it would be undignified otherwide wouldn\’t it? lol.
    Happy St. Patty\’s day in advance. My gramps was Irish…used to listen to the Irish Rovers with him wen i was a wee lad.  i think he loved that….you\’ve got your green alligators, your long neck geese, your humpty back camels and your chimpanzees\’ …your cats and rats and elephants …as sure as you\’re born, the loneliest of all is the unicorn….


  17. EdgyKay
    Mar 12, 2006 @ 22:33:36

    I think that toned neighbor of yours is coming on to you. How ironic that he would just happen to be outside in his undies on the very morning that you\’re up and out early.
    If you were my neighbor, I\’d be outside every morning in something different: SCUBA gear; aluminum foil; my pirate uniform; a pair of safety goggles and tap shoes…
    You make me smile, Kitty. Every. Single. Time.


  18. Ben
    Mar 13, 2006 @ 09:20:41

    Hola. I kind of have a habit of just leaving comments rather than actually reading the entry, so forgive me if I\’m interrupting some deep and profound discussion. I was just wondering: were those Gary Larson cartoons? Because they are FUNNY!
    Oh, I was also wondering: are you a CRAZY cat lady? Or just a cat lady? Because The Simpsons shows us just how crazy a cat lady can be.


  19. Greg
    Mar 13, 2006 @ 10:05:34

    Knock…Knock…Time to change the litter-box???


  20. Gina
    Mar 13, 2006 @ 10:22:25

    I\’m so wishing you had a camera for that one.  What a way to start your day!  And now, I order you to bring a camera everywhere!


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