Ya know, everytime I check my email, I’m reminded of just how darn lucky I am! I mean, I get emails from, I won, telling me, well, that, I’ve won! I get VIP invitations to, (although I haven’t checked it out) what seems to be a very fancy club for adults only(I’ll bet they discuss politics and art)… gee! I have gift certificates gallore, from all kinds of places. Publisher’s Clearing House says I’m definately winning! A Mr. Mongobo from some place in Africa has written me to tell me he has access to millions of dollars and get this…. I can have some! How sweet of a deal is that… huh? Word must be getting around that I’m a fairly good listener and confidant, because I’m always getting emails from some poor girls that seem to be horny and have no one else to tell. Girls… I hear you, and feel your pain!
I’m waiting on my free plasma TV, free 10 megapixel digital camera, and free trip (all expenses paid) to the Bahamas. I’m kinda hoping that one will take a while to get here because I recently got what seems to be my favorite email offer of all time… some wonderful company has emailed and asked me if I wanted a bigger penis!! I of course said YES, and told them the kind of Man I would like it attached to, if my luck holds, he’ll get here just before the trip tickets. Ahhhh life is good and I’m sooooo lucky! BIG HUGS, Steph