Kids!

My sister’s twins are in first grade, different classes. Noah has a crush on his teacher, the other day (Valentine’s Day) he walks up to her desk and whispers, "Happy Valentine’s Day". Then goes back to his desk.
 
His teacher was telling my Sis, that yesterday he let go of the longest, loudest farts that she’s ever heard in her years of teaching. She had to step outside the classroom because she didn’t want to embarass him but she couldn’t stop laughing. After she composed herself she went back in and asks if he needs to go take care of something? He says, "No, I do those all the time, you just don’t hear em".  His Father upon hearing this responded with, "Way to go son"! To this I would normally say, "MEN!" lmao, but in truth my girls fart and burp with the best of them. Now doesn’t that make you feel good about our upcoming generations? LOL BIG HUGS, Steph
 
 
 

15 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Bob
    Feb 18, 2006 @ 15:55:56

    You are toooo funny!!!!!  Love the Far Side cartoons!!!
     
    xoxo Bob~

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  2. Leah
    Feb 18, 2006 @ 21:10:45

    Hell Booties is his age and he is burping like a cow. And Man that kid could fart when he was a baby. Jeez we need to teach these kids things.

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  3. Nikki
    Feb 19, 2006 @ 02:52:49

    Lol. That is so funny.  I love the comic strip. 

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  4. bren
    Feb 19, 2006 @ 03:37:22

    Are your daughters still talking to you after reading this? 🙂

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  5. Indigo-XX
    Feb 19, 2006 @ 06:43:15

    Hopefully, the teacher will leave a note on the report card so your sister can show Noah\’s wife one day😉

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  6. Stephen
    Feb 19, 2006 @ 11:56:07

    Steph –
     
    Oh I\’ve heard some ladies rip it up as bad or worse than most men so I would have to agree … most of the time woman are just more classy about it. But sometimes, you just need to let one RIP! It\’s just another one of the duties of our bodies. Personally, I like to see a woman out eat a man, it\’s like there seems to be a thing is society that woman are supposed to be delicate flowers and eat like birds. How screwed up is that! LOL
     
    I can imagine her having to leave the room though, kids can do the funniest things!!!🙂
     
    – Stephen

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  7. Greg
    Feb 19, 2006 @ 13:37:09

    I just arrived home from the store and one of my purchases was a \’Far Side\’ calendar…
     
    Well Mom…I know who is teaching there girls how to survive with the guy\’s…
     
    Back to watching the race…Greg

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  8. KatSoup
    Feb 19, 2006 @ 22:07:22

    my son can out burp ANYONE!  its quite disgusting.

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  9. David
    Feb 20, 2006 @ 10:01:27

    we have just, somehow, had the burp/fart conversation in our little house…
     
    we were discussing how people can get a comfort level amoungst others…
     
    every time little miss mugwump let\’s one go from either direction – my sweetheart does the "that\’s disgusting" routine…
     
    i just smile.  i call it birth control…
     
    smile!

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  10. BH
    Feb 20, 2006 @ 11:08:56

    Outstanding!!  That\’s a boy after my own heart. 
    Cheers,
    BH

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  11. Greg
    Feb 20, 2006 @ 13:31:54

     An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when theold man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
     
    His wife rolls over and says,"What in the world was that?"
     
    The old man replied, "It\’s fart football."
    A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
    "Touchdown, tie score."
    After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
    "Aha. I\’m ahead 14 to 7."
     
    Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,"Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a littlesqueaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14".
     
    Now the pressure is on the old man.
     
    He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
    he gives it everything he\’s got,
    and accidentally poops in the bed.
     
    The wife says, "What was that?"
    The old man says,
     
    "Half time, switch sides."

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  12. Ms Noanie
    Feb 20, 2006 @ 14:00:32

    What a riot – good story!

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  13. Chris
    Feb 20, 2006 @ 16:05:36

    LOL. A nice way to get noticed.
    Thank you so much for your really inspirational comment. It was quite touching. Travelling has always been a thing I love doing but right now I\’m trying to better my career so I can earn more money for the more expensive places. You have a really cool site. Plenty of humour along the way. Hope your having a great week. Mine is so busy with work unfortunately😦
     
    Chris x

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  14. TexasMammie
    Feb 20, 2006 @ 20:23:45

    How funny!! That could have been my Hubby!
    Love The Far Side, too. It takes a certain oddness to understand and appreciate Larson.
     
    Dana

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  15. Gina
    Feb 21, 2006 @ 12:40:49

    IT\’s true, I can burp with the best of them! Oh wait…I don\’t think I\’m suppose to be proud of that…

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