My sister’s twins are in first grade, different classes. Noah has a crush on his teacher, the other day (Valentine’s Day) he walks up to her desk and whispers, "Happy Valentine’s Day". Then goes back to his desk.
His teacher was telling my Sis, that yesterday he let go of the longest, loudest farts that she’s ever heard in her years of teaching. She had to step outside the classroom because she didn’t want to embarass him but she couldn’t stop laughing. After she composed herself she went back in and asks if he needs to go take care of something? He says, "No, I do those all the time, you just don’t hear em". His Father upon hearing this responded with, "Way to go son"! To this I would normally say, "MEN!" lmao, but in truth my girls fart and burp with the best of them. Now doesn’t that make you feel good about our upcoming generations? LOL BIG HUGS, Steph