Goofing off today

I’m feeling kinda blue today, and lemme tell ya, it’s not a good color for me. So, I’ve just been goofing around this morning. You know those fun weird little tests.  The first stuff is from, The next is an email that I hope doesn’t offend the Men, but it’s pretty funny, and
you know we love ya! If you wanna waste some time here’s the link to my blog that I put all my ‘test’ results in. Have fun!
 It’s the blog under, wasting time online and titled fun tests.
I got a phone call a little while ago, it was too garbled and static-y to be understood, I wrote down the number, it was a long distance one I didn’t know, so I checked with 411 to see where the area code was from.  The Qwest guy told me it was from Washington DC. and then he says, "OH GW was calling to get your opinion". LOL That made me laugh, I told him, "NO wonder it was all garbled"! He laughed and said," Yep, that’s why, it was GW"! LOL He made my day, made me laugh and I really needed it.
Capricorn and Sex

Behind that cool Capricorn exterior lies a white-hot interior waiting to be discovered by a worthy lover. Splendor beneath the sheets is likely to be a straight-ahead affair for the Sea Goat, since this practical Earth sign doesn’t need anything flashy or fancy to get aroused. The arousal here is from being happily in love, since love and sex do go hand in hand for Capricorn. The Sea Goat is a persistent, passionate and loyal lover, so whoever is on the receiving end is in for a guaranteed good time. While Capricorns abhor being dependent on their lover, they would certainly like to be nurtured by them and exposed to new levels of delight. There is no doubting that the frisky Sea Goat can explode with an understanding, strong and libidinous partner


If you have Mars in Sagittarius you are most likely to be loads of fun! You have an inner integrity that is backed up by an honest and very integrated expression. You speak your mind clearly and strive to remain true to your idealistic sense of how people can relate to one another. You are adventuresome, and love freedom in all forms. Your active and carefree nature attracts multitudes, your excitement being almost impossible to quell. This type of energy can be contagious and will spread like wildfire. In love, you are in tune with both your spiritual nature, and your very strongly felt animal appetites. You infuse the two, bringing this so called duality together through physical expression. You are curious and expend a lot of your energy through endless discovery. You offer spontaneity to your relationships and are happiest when you find your kindred spirit.


Monday, Jan. 30, 2006


Class 1
How To Empty The Garbage From All Garbage Receptacles In The  House, Not Just the Kitchen Garbage Can — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor —
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.     

Class 14
The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. K.T.
    Jan 20, 2006 @ 19:24:24

    I see you\’re getting even with me for my recent jokes! LOL


  2. KatSoup
    Jan 20, 2006 @ 22:19:44

    Ha, I am a capricorn and Russ is Sagittarius.I need you to have a showing of class #3 at my house.How does Mr. W pee BEHIND the toilet ?The recipe i gave you was fattening. BUt I have to have something yummy or ill go mad and eat loads of BAD BAD things.I heard French women have a 3 bite rule.1. first bite you piggishly woof down and, get that overwith.2. second bite, is the bite you slowly eat and savor.3. knowing this is the last bite, tells mind and stomach this is it.I do this alot with cake and such.


  3. Michelle
    Jan 21, 2006 @ 09:48:15

    Yep, you\’re totally right. Men SUCK! Anyways, thanks for visiting my space the other day.Big Hugs to you too! Michelle


  4. marc
    Jan 21, 2006 @ 10:56:26

    U laugh LOL…..the NSA probably recorded the whole thing LOLHope you aren\’t feeling blue today!


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