always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually
speak of true friendship:
plot revenge against the idiot who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have!
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath….. I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Remember…….A good friend will help you move…..a
REALLY good friend will help you move a body…….let me
know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And I mean this from the bottom of my heart!
BIG HUGSSSS, Steph
Kitty's Cattitude 
Dec 07, 2005 @ 19:11:35
Oh that\’s funny! And probably what friends really would do!
Dec 07, 2005 @ 20:01:00
Those are some nice promises. I\’ll be writing about you on Thursday. heheK.T.
Dec 08, 2005 @ 07:37:52
A jammy weekend Have a good laughHave a good restCome and visit Hope http://spaces.msn.com/members/mausefalleFor the weekend-funListen to the Christmas jam sessionhttp://www.ecosmos.com/music/Rick_and_Greg/Christmas_Jam_Session_2002/Im_Dreaming_of_a_White_Christmas.mp3LoveGertrudhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/haubentaube/muppetchristmas.jpg
Dec 08, 2005 @ 14:49:12
okay, i changed my mind. i won\’t be going to ala freakin bama to pick up indigo\’s kitten, kennedy. i\’ll stop over at your place and just pick that one inthe photo, under the chair up. okay???
Dec 08, 2005 @ 15:51:06
That made me actually laugh out loud. its great.I love the cat pics as always.
Dec 08, 2005 @ 18:51:05
LOL This is GREAT! Sounds exactly like me too!
Dec 08, 2005 @ 19:24:50
Oh yeah, that\’s the real thing 🙂
Dec 08, 2005 @ 21:08:11
Glad you are up and running again.The question that you asked…You can find the answer to on JC\’s Blog.That was a lot of typing to answerall her questions.It really the first time I shared with people I do not know real well.http://spaces.msn.com/members/samebooknewchapter/Have a wonderful weekend… -Greg
Dec 08, 2005 @ 21:55:39
Dear Stephanie,Great poem, loved it. my first time at your space, i\’ll check on you from time to time cuz you\’ve got great pictures! happy recovery and take care!
Dec 09, 2005 @ 08:00:49
@Barbie, Glad you liked it, it\’s one of my favorites too… because it is true to life! lol****************************************************************************@K.T., I think so too! lol Thanks for validating my law!! ****************************************************************************@Gertrud, HI, thanks for the wonderful Christmas links, and for your kind thoughts.****************************************************************************@T, Ummmmm Kitten, what Kitten? I gotta learn how to use that Jedi mind stuff! LOL That\’s Rascal, one of my \’Babies\’. I was going to find homes for them, but, I fell in love. So, now they are my babies, and my kids say I\’ve spoiled them, but, they are still sweet and loving so they can\’t be too spoiled! lmao****************************************************************************@Kat, Glad you enjoyed it! I love knowing it made you laugh. I have 13 Cats around here, I\’m trying to get pictures of them all, some are on the shy side, but, I\’m having fun trying. lol****************************************************************************@Kathy, HI! It\’s like a lot of my friends too. ****************************************************************************@Brenda, Yep it is! I guess that\’s why I love it so much! lol****************************************************************************@Greg, You\’re "Mom" to your kids, you know we don\’t get too much down time. LOL Thanks, I\’ll go to her space and read the answer, I\’m curious and was glad she asked about it too. ****************************************************************************@Sue, Hi there! Thanks for the positive comments on the pics and poem. I appreciate it! Please do come back often! ****************************************************************************BIG HUGSSSS, Steph
Dec 09, 2005 @ 14:00:16
Love it! Much better than the touchy feely crap you see in a Hallmark store. Cheers,-BH
Dec 09, 2005 @ 15:46:35
Glad your better, and the poem said it all, but I not sure if I had a body that I would want anyone to know, somethings you have to do by yourself!LOL Seems you got t. after you cat, I would tell you that it is a good looling cat, but what the hell I\’m a man and a cat is a cat. Cats and men just put up with each other, women seems to think that they understand each other and know when each other is feeling blue. I only know when a cat is hungrey.Jim
Dec 09, 2005 @ 17:10:43
hey steph. come on over to my bloghouse. i posted to your comment..
Dec 10, 2005 @ 05:02:38
Loved your list. It rings true. I especially loved the one about burying bodies, LOL.
Dec 10, 2005 @ 10:40:07
You "do sick" really well. You continued to have your positive outlook and fun comments, even though you caught the crap. You\’re a far better woman than I, my friend.Thanks for being such a presence in my comment area. I\’ll be back to my sarcastic, charming self soon. For good, dammit!Take care, get well, and have a supah weekend!~k
Dec 10, 2005 @ 12:54:29
Hey, Thanks for blowing snot in my office! Damn, it didn\’t work though. I\’m not sick! Now I have no excuse not to go Christmas shopping. That "poem" comment on my page was, I think, from I guy I know who works down the street from my house! He\’s cool, but I deleted his comment because I HATE POETRY.
Dec 11, 2005 @ 09:19:59
@BH, Yep that\’s why I like it, more true to life! @Jim, Ok, if you have a body, you can bury it yourself, but, just so ya know, I will help! LOLT, only thinks she wants my baby, I\’m learning Jedi mind control, I gotta refocus her on Indi\’s babies! LOL OH and you do know that Men and Cats are an awful lot alike…..@T, Thanks, You really are good at that, and it was fun reading what you posted! @Mad Dad, It sure rings true for my friends, and I love them anyway! LOL Just let me know and I\’ll bring a shovel! @Kay, I didn\’t have much choice, my kids are sick too, that means I can\’t be, even if I am. LOL Once they get better, then I can feel sorry for myself and moan about how put upon I am. hehe I love leaving comments on your space, you always make me laugh. I\’m looking forward to you being back to your \’charming\’ self! @BRAD, Dang it, I left germs all over the place there. Sorry it didn\’t work. As far as the poem went, it was just so stinkin long, like the Iliad and Odyssey, and my attention span just wasn\’t up to it. He must be a good guy if you like him, …. Evil Scientists usually have cool friends. lol
Dec 11, 2005 @ 11:53:37
Looks like you will be busy, according to your horoscope. By any chance did you hit the ESC key, when you were viewing my cartoon?K.T.
Dec 12, 2005 @ 14:52:10
Now THAT is some good stuff, Steph – or stuph, Steff!
Dec 27, 2005 @ 21:06:18
Ouch! Yes, I have seen all this, perpetrated by my best friend. And yet what is most important is what is only implied. The constancy, the steadfastness, the helping in the only way one knows how. And what about the love behind it all? Ah yes, there IS a number 10! L.