Normally I wouldn’t talk about someone else’s sex life… ok, I might think about it, but I don’t normally talk about it, if it’s someone else’s. Burt isn’t around anymore though, so, I can tell his ‘sorted’ little secret and not fear any repercussions. Burt was/is an older guy, and because of where he was living, he didn’t get any female companionship. Well one spring, a ‘young lady’ caught his eye, and he went about courting then claiming her as his own. (Ok, Burt is or was a Tortoise that lived in Bob and Becky’s backyard, someone has since stolen him, and my hope is they are taking as good of care of him as he was getting, but that maybe they have a real female for him to be around.) LOL My friend Becky happened to be around to watch this timeless ‘dance’ of wooing and love. The first words out of her mouth, "Oh how discusting". Her second words, as she grabbed a chair, were, "Go get the Camera". lmao
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(Pssst, Burt’s Girlfriend is a slatted window box, turned upside down… but don’t tell him.) Ok, I admit I’m weird, but, I just can’t help laughing about it. Every spring when that flower box was brought out, he would hump it for all he was worth. MEN! lmao toooo funny!
Burt and Girlfriend 1 Burt and Girlfriend 2